STORM THOUGHTS: 1
STORM THOUGHTS 1 is about my trip to Seattle on March 29th to perform at the Mr Nude Seattle Contest on March 30th. I wont be one of the contestants, but rather the featured entertainment. What concerns me most is my stage fright I am experiencing. I havent stripped in front of a live audience in well over a year, and that was a one-time gig at a strip club. Its been since Southern Decadence 2002 in New Orleans that I have really taken it all off dick-dancing. So you can imagine how, three years later how nerve-racking this event is going to be for me. For one thing: I suck as a dancer and stripper. I didnt know that was supposed to be a pre-requisite on my road to fame. But I know I just cant walk onto the stage and take it off and have that be entertaining....so I am going to have to move around, and mingle. OY! I think filming is much more fun than stripping, at least when it comes to having the stage to yourself. I think the only time i really did enjoy dancing was when it was for the Bourbon Street Pub....that actually was an awesome time. Maybe I should consider going back there and getting the rest removed....but it wont do me any good for Seattle. I will report back with the results: be them good, bad, or/and ugly