Thursday, August 18, 2005


Ah, summer.... for most it's THE season to enjoy, but for those of us in Florida, summer is like winter as far as the comforcy of the weather goes. Just walking outdoors is a pain. I have spent most of the season indoors, tooling away at the scripts for the next FOUR Cre8tive Juices movies. In November look for THE STORM CHRONICLES: EPISODE 2: HOLE MILK to arrive, and following that release will be EPISODE 3: STORM SURGE. We are also working away at our first all-sex title, JUICED! I am happy to announce that Brad McGuire and Drew Peters both did phenomenally in the performance department (catch them both in HOLE MILK and also JUICED!).....CENTAUR FILMS will be releasing SEAN STORM'S COLLECTORS EDITION in September, with new footage of me introducing each of seven scenes cultivated from my performances in MAN ACADEMY, TIGHT ENDS &WIDE RECEIVERS, PLAYING FOR KEEPS, NAVY BLUES: DEEPER IN THE BRIG and MAN HUNTER. I also have a cameo non-sex part in Centaur's forthcoming WILD RANGERS 3: HOT ON THEIR TAIL! (which features Brock Masters, Brad McGuire, Drew Peters, Jacob Hall, Timmy Thomas and Barrett Long). I MAY even do another condom performance for Centaur early next year (possibly MAN HUNTER 2 or MAN ACADEMY 3...I hope it's MAN ACADEMY 3 because it was the very first MAN ACADEMY that I got my big break. I played Cadet Barnes. In MAN ACADEMY 2 my character had graduated from the academy, and was last seen getting fucked in an alley on top of my Mustang by the Masked Mystery Man while my little brother Kirk Kelley went through the Academy. With that said, I would love to see my character come full circle and return to the Man Academy, only this time as an instructor).....I just saw SKY HIGH last night. That movie was bad on soooo many levels: bad acting, bad writing, bad directing, bad special effects. The only good thing to come of the movie is the kick-ass soundtrack, which covers 80s tunes like I MELT WITH YOU, EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD, TRUE, and PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT...I just bought the complete series of UNDECLARED on DVD, and am looking forward to watching this cancelled-before-its-time series from the producers of one of my all-time-favorite TV shows FREAKS AND GEEKS. Other TV DVDs I am looking forward to getting are LOST, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, JOEY, and VERONICA MARS....not so happy news to report to you all is that my grandma had a stroke a few days ago and passed away. I have one living grandparent left. Also, my Dad is having quadruple bypass open heart surgery next week, so I am going home to be there for him and my Mom. I know she will need the extra help in taking care of Dad once he returns home from the surgery. This will be my first trip back to Illinois since summer 2003 (as long as you dont count my trip to Chicago last year to shoot CUMSLOPPY BUTTHOLES for Treasure Island Media)....and as I wrap this up my baby Nikita (actually my 2 year old Italian Greyhound dog wonder) is telling me it's time for some Kibbles N Bits. CHOW!