Wednesday, February 28, 2007

My connection to UGLY BETTY's Wilemina

Okay, this one is kind of embarrassing, but here it goes. Back when I was in high school I was discovering my attraction toward guys. It haunted me that I might be gay, so I went through an 8 month period where I did not jack off thinking about guys. Instead, I could only jack off to looking at pictures of women. It would sometimes take me an HOUR to get a hard-on looking at nude girl pix. And the only porn I had access to was the one magazine that my Dad had in his drawer: the infamous Penthouse issue featuring Miss America Vanessa Williams posed on the cover with George Burns. I can still see the future UGLY BETTY actress fully nude and macking with another unknown female actress. I can't tell you the number of times (and HOURS) spent looking at her naked in order to get a boner just to prove that I wasnt gay. WRONG! Not only am I gay, but now its conceivably possible that Miss Williams has seen me naked too. Sure, highly improbable...but still possible. (WINK)


Blogger capctywilly said...

tons of straight chicks apparently dig gay porn, so i'll bet chances are high she's totally been diggin' your flicks!

1:37 PM  
Blogger Mikey said...

My father had that issue as well! He use to keep them in the bathroom closet. I can't say i ever whacked off to her pic but I can say that I have to yours!!!

4:28 PM  
Blogger Merboy said...

Hey Sean. I want to show you my naked pictures but I don't want to post the link on here, so is there a way to give you the link so only you see it? They're on Flickr (

1:06 PM  
Blogger Sean Storm said...

Hi merboy, email me at and we can go from there. ;-)

3:51 PM  
Blogger DamonJohnBlack said...

hmmmm.... WELL ... Bare Namesake, or Dear Sean-Idol-Porn'spiration! May I compliment your choice of woman... Vanessa Williams IS GORGEOUS... one of my all time favourites... Eyes and the Voice of an Angel... but as I always try and explain to the str8 breeders when they seek to understand this choice which is instinct... I CAN APPRECIATE A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET - doesn't make me SHOOT A LOAD! ;-)

OR IS IT that I am touched by Angelic Beauty in my heart ...

BUT when it comes to the things THAT RAISE MY DEVILISH SNAKE HORN, GIVEN ME GOODWOOD, hard enough to NAIL A'MAN'TO'HELL's PIT... well - that requires LOOKING TO SUCH MEN AND BEASTS WHO rut where angels fear to tred! !FSFSF!

11:08 PM  

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